Rant: The Worst Day In Video Gaming: April Fools'

Oh, great. April Fools' is on Sunday. This is the worst day, the absolute worst, in video gaming.

The self-publishing capability of the internet and the concept of viral spread has definitely made this holiday more hazardous for credulous reader and sceptical newsman alike over the past 12 years. But video gaming, as a subject, has seen well more than its fair share of fakery, pranks and outright bullshit, and it has as much to do with the culture of games as it does the exploitable nature of digital images and an industry so given to rumour.

Before you think this is another rant where I wholesale blame readers and gamers, no. We — the media, that is, and games' publicity machine — have largely brought it on ourselves. It's hard to gripe authentically about April Fools' when your own publication has attempted its own jokes.

But more importantly, the relationship between reader/consumer and press/publisher is often perceived as monolithic, and it's not getting any better. We in the press have done a superb job of taking ourselves very seriously. That, plus the use of a comment banhammer, stokes a lot of revenge fantasies and it's partly why we see fakes in our tips box year-round. I've fallen for them before and to those aggrieved by or disappointed in video games writing or publishing, the delight in such failure is palpable.

There's a nicer side to it, though. A lot of what you see on April Fools' is simply wishful thinking, abetted by image and video-editing tools that are only becoming easier to use and more freely accessed. We're in sort of the Gutenberg Press age for the democratisation of bullshit. And it helps that the source material is itself digital and often freely distributed.

You can stitch together an official-looking teaser trailer, with all of the key title cards — ESRB rating pending notice, publisher, studio, engine and what have you — from spare parts readily available on YouTube. Assemble that, then take a shakycam of it, like a source secretly recorded this on a mobile phone at a studio and someone will take the bait, for sure.

There may be no malevolent intent behind that fake countdown page for Half-Life 3 or a video for God of War 4. The originators may even be thinking that their work shows an enthusiasm that decision-makers will recognise and reward, perhaps even pay a sly tribute when this hoped-for thing finally becomes a reality.

But that doesn't mean that April Fools' Day jokes in this subject are not, by now, regarded a total cliché and a thing to be dreaded. Especially when you have the ferment of controversies and rumours like Mass Effect 3, the next console from Sony or Microsoft, and the always-handy proximity to E3, just two months away. (BioWare's Chris Priestly offered a pre-emptive tweet saying that any news about Mass Effect on April 1 is bogus.)

The upcoming announcement at E3 is an essential ingredient to this, the equivalent of the friend-of-a-friend (FOAF) in an urban myth. You can't prove the existence of the FOAF any more than you can prove this thing wasn't announced because of some dark corporate purpose.

The difference this year is April Fools' comes on a Sunday, its first weekend appearance in five years. It could be a quiet day as easily as it could be a disaster. On one hand, news operations are typically on a reduced publication schedule and a good prank needs the megaphone of a full news cycle. The lack of one here may mean fakers and pranksters wait until Monday, when no one will care. On the other hand, it is a slow news day, which means BS could outweigh factual tips by two-to-one.

Whatever happens, whether we're talking about Battlefront 3 or the return of NFL 2K, I promise I will only post about it if the rumour is repeated confirmed by two other suckers sources.


Comments

    inb4 name

      I think we're OK because this isn't an article by Luke Plunkett. But lets pray otherwise.

        Name's pretty indiscriminate about who they hate. It's pretty much any American author who writes a three line non-article or an article with tenuous links to gaming. Beware, for any one of you could succumb to Name's hatred. Anyone! Beware. Beware. Beewwaaarreee.

    I think Priestly's pre-emptive "everything about ME3 is fake on April 1" is a smart move, given how much attempted trolling there'd be (and probably will be, regardless of his announcement).

    im just glad that april fools happens on a sunday insead of a weekday. nothing productive ever happens on the internet during april fools day.

    At least Blizzard will come up with something amusing again.

    I happen to like many of the april fools day jokes, especially from companies like Blizzard and Microsoft

    The worst part about april fools (aside from the stupidity of it) is that given the time difference between here & america it lasts nearly 2 days

      This, I've forgotten all about April Fool's Day when I get up with coffee on April 2nd.

    I really don't understand what's so hard about not believing anything you hear on April 1st. Or even embracing the possibility of being wrong. Being wrong is part of the holiday.

    i just hate seeing all the bad, crap and downright stupid pranks that people try and pull on this craptacular day. I go out of my way to avoid everything that happens on april 1st each year. Purely out of how lame everything become for one day.

    Wow, get over it. It's a fun day of pranks. I always get a few good laughs. Is it really THAT bad you have to have a rant about it? What, do you hate fun?

    Yeah no shit. April fools is about fun. Just take things with a grain of salt and you'll be fine.
    April fools day is good as!

    April 1st is a holiday? How come I've never had a day off on April 1st before? Wait, today is April 1st, and I have the day off? Wow, it *is* a holiday!

    A day when you can't believe what you read in the news? Wow, it's like when I was reading about the discless X-Box!

    It's a fun day, possibly the best on the Internet.

    A couple pranks were cool. The Telstra Gold Phone one. Also the Google Maps Quest prank.

    april fools day has at least 5 pages on bulbapedia due to it being a day when fansites have fun with their veiwers

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