I love Garrus, he's such a man's man. In fact, if I had to choose one member of my crew on the Normandy to talk me to sleep, it would be Garrus. Which makes him the perfect choice for this awesome reworking of Adam Mansbach's poem Go The Fuck To Sleep.
It's not only a great impression of Garrus, it's a top poem as well, and drops some brilliant Mass Effect references in. Major props must go to bustaclay for putting this thing together.
Thanks Elizabeth for bringing it to our attention!