Shepard, Go The F@#k To Sleep!


I love Garrus, he’s such a man’s man. In fact, if I had to choose one member of my crew on the Normandy to talk me to sleep, it would be Garrus. Which makes him the perfect choice for this awesome reworking of Adam Mansbach’s poem Go The Fuck To Sleep.

It’s not only a great impression of Garrus, it’s a top poem as well, and drops some brilliant Mass Effect references in. Major props must go to bustaclay for putting this thing together.

Thanks Elizabeth for bringing it to our attention!


The Cheapest NBN 1000 Plans

Looking to bump up your internet connection and save a few bucks? Here are the cheapest plans available.

At Kotaku, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. We have affiliate and advertising partnerships, which means we may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page. BTW – prices are accurate and items in stock at the time of posting.

Comments


16 responses to “Shepard, Go The F@#k To Sleep!”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *