These Are Not Nintendo Characters

15 responses to “These Are Not Nintendo Characters”

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   Neo-Kaiser

   March 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm

   I’m not sure how to respond to your comment about Other M…

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      Sylver

      March 15, 2012 at 10:40 pm

      There was no Other M.

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         Lachlan

         March 15, 2012 at 10:43 pm

         Yeah, the last metroid game that came out was Prime 3, there haven’t been any new ones since.

         Also, what’s wrong with these models? I think Link actually looks better here than he does in Skyward Sword.

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            Sylver

            March 15, 2012 at 10:50 pm

            It’s a shame that it was canned halfway through development. They could have done so much with it.

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            nick

            March 15, 2012 at 11:52 pm

            I guess it does if you feel like playing as an underwear model cosplaying as link.

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            Mic

            March 16, 2012 at 3:24 am

            The face for Link just seems wrong.

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               Zythrone

               March 16, 2012 at 3:58 am

               Well its not Link so of course it will seem wrong…

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   MrTaco

   March 16, 2012 at 12:19 am

   You guys are all wrong. Other M *is* a very good game. It’s just an incredibly shit entry in the Metroid timeline.

   Actually, scratch that. It’s just an incredible shit ON the Metroid timeline.

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      Sylver

      March 16, 2012 at 12:41 am

      I think you’re mistaken. Other M was never released.

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         whereswarren

         April 17, 2012 at 12:13 am

         Huh?

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   [Razor]

   March 16, 2012 at 12:44 am

   Is it gay to say that the Zero Suit is overrated?
   Because I really like the Varia suit. It was all about kicking ass and taking names and not about Samus’ tits.

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      [Razor]

      March 16, 2012 at 12:45 am

      “What, you think they should put the Varia suit in Dyna–”
      Yes. Yes I do.
      “Are you even considering–”
      No, not at all.

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         Cerzel

         March 16, 2012 at 7:38 am

         Because skin-tight faux-latex is so much more faithful to the time period, right?

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      MrTaco

      March 16, 2012 at 9:10 am

      Not at all. I hate ZSS now too. She was cool back in Zero Mission, but once Brawl took a hold of her it was all downhill from there. Then Other M happened, with those ****ing high heels… ugh.

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      Tom

      April 23, 2012 at 9:15 pm

      It definately doesn’t fit the Samus character – which is all kick-arse. And to be honest, it’s not even a good piece of design. The suit is pretty generic and boring. I LOVE the Fusion suit from the old GBA game.
      Meh i’ve lost interest in Metroid and Zelda anyway.

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