Twitter’s Got Those Better Mass Effect 3 Endings You’ve Been Looking For

11 responses to “Twitter’s Got Those Better Mass Effect 3 Endings You’ve Been Looking For”

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   Matthew K

   March 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

   These aren’t all that clever, I was hoping for something in the same vein as Star Trek TNG season 8. I’m convinced the only people who could find these amusing are people who will laugh at anything that mocks BioWare on principle.

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   [Razor]

   March 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

   The resume one made me smile.

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   Vapor

   March 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

   I giggled at the Montell Jordan one, and now it’s stuck in my head.

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4. 

   DistantDrop

   March 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

   My mind is blown after reading the first one, do Turian females exist?

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      TIM

      March 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

      Yup, one turns up in the comic that shows the illusive man’s backstory during the first contact war.

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5. 

   blaja

   March 20, 2012 at 12:31 pm

   here’s an ending “turn off game, have sex with hooker” BRILLIANT!!!

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   lord berwick

   March 20, 2012 at 1:10 pm

   The following three twitter accounts are far more amusing;
   https://twitter.com/HarbyTheReaper
   https://twitter.com/MarauderShields
   https://twitter.com/3_Husketeers

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7. 

   Argus

   March 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm

   Reporter:
   “Shepard, you’ve done it: the war is over, the Reaper’s are all dead (nice job on figuring out they were giant cicada’s by the way; master stroke with the huge bug-spray can), you’ve met and loved pretty much every species in the known galaxy and now is the time for peace… Sooo… What do you think you’ll do with yourself?”
   Shepard:
   “Well, i mean i went a soldier for the first few months, you know, fighting Sarren and then the whole Collector thing, but then i thought ‘Hey now Shep, daddy didn’t raise no fool, and i’m gonna need to do something after this crap is over, right?’ So I got my Doctorate in Engineering somewhere between all the stuff that was going on – hey do you wanna see my probe? It’s got a tazer!”
   Reporter:
   “… No thanks. There you have it folks – the savior of the Galaxy has a probe, and he wants me to touch it. This is-”
   Shepard:
   “Hi mum! Hey-hey look over here! Hey joker, check it out i’m mooning the Alliance Network!”
   Reporter:
   “Sigh”

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8. 

   p tear griffin

   March 20, 2012 at 3:28 pm

   youre all pathetic stop bitching about a game find a girl make love

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   1. 

      Twister

      March 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm

      And not a single punctuation mark was given that day.

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   2. 

      Freeman

      March 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm

      I did, but she played the ending, now she isnt in the mood any more.

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