Win! A Mass Effect Replica M8 Avenger!

Believe me when I say, this Mass Effect 3 replica M8 Avenger is massive. I have absolutely nowhere I can store it and everyone is getting annoyed with me. Therefore I have to give it away.

The pic above gives you some idea of how awesome it is, but GAME had an unboxing of the weapon, and that's probably the best way to see precisely how cool this prize really is.

Usually, for a prize this incredible I'd make the contest a real test of skill — a video comp, photoshop, comic strip, Haiku — but I've decided I want to make this comp open to practically everyone in the most accessible way possible.

Entering this competition is beyond simple, you just have to complete this simple sentence/joke in whatever way you like.

Why did the Shepard cross the road?

Funniest/best answer wins the replica M8 Avenger. There are no real limits for this, so go crazy, but keep it clean!

Terms and Conditions can be found here


    to get to the favourite store on the Citadel

      Do we already have a winner?

      Before even finishing reading the competition, I knew this was going to be the first response :p

    There was a planet to scan on the other side.

    to slap grunt in the face like the boss he is

    To get hit by a bus, mangle his/her face so they can get it remodelled in every game they appear on :P

    To punch a passive-aggressive Reaper in the face. On live TV.

    To have sex with everyone on the other side.

    SWEET HOLY CRUD!!!!!!!!!

    Man i gotta get thinking...

    Because he had to go

    Why did Shepard cross the road?
    To Geth to the other side!

      I actually laughed at this XD

      I think I might hate you...

      Epic entry is epic.

      *Saw contest, started thinking of witty answers.....Scroll down, see your post. Give up.*

      Actually chuckled at this one haha

      Mark, you should probably just call it now - i think it's pretty unanimous! :P

      +1 on the actual laughing. Well done.

      +1 ... actually LOL at this one too

      my gosh this person needs to win

      i LOL

      this should definitely be the winner

      I wish I could upvote you, sir.

    To begin his mission to lay the foundation of peace throughout the galaxy upon the corpses of fallen collectors

    to let the world know the horrible, horrible truth - Garrus is a really a platypus in disguise.

    To get to the other Wrex. Shepard. Wrex. Shepard. Wrex. Shepard. Wrex. Shepard...

    No limits so I'll add another!
    Because he used up all of the Investigate options, and had to continue

    Because the quest marker on her HUD indicated that crossing the road was the most optimal method of completing her current mission, thus removing all interest in genuine exploration of the strange alien worlds around her.

    To help Garrus calibrate on the other side.

    Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

    Linear gameplay options and the illusion of choice led him to this outcome.

    Why did the Shepard cross the road? Why do you have to question Shepard's motives? Maybe they just felt like going for a walk. Maybe they needed to visit a store on that side of the road. Maybe, just maybe, they saw you, and decided "I can't even walk on the same side of the street as someone who would question why I might want to cross the road. You disgust me."

    Because the relay on this side of the road wasn't working.......

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