You Didn’t Ask For This Amazing Deus Ex Cosplay, But You’re Getting It

13 responses to “You Didn’t Ask For This Amazing Deus Ex Cosplay, But You’re Getting It”

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   Andy

   March 21, 2012 at 4:59 pm

   Pretty good apart from the clearly fake beard. Looks like those bad hair plugs you see some people have.

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      Mawt

      March 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm

      To me, the fake beard actually adds to the overall effect. Jensen clearly had some facial reconstruction done, possibly including some skin grafts. Since whatever replacement was used for his lower jaw didn’t have hair follicles the doctors decided that some Beard Augs were required.

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         Andy

         March 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm

         Good point. Never thought of it like that.

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         m0sh

         March 21, 2012 at 8:16 pm

         That kid probably isn’t old enough to grow facial hair yet.

         Also, beard augmentations are an awesome idea, a beard increases a man’s hotness by about 25% I think. 😉

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         Zeruel

         March 21, 2012 at 9:15 pm

         I’ve never been able to grow anything more than a pathetic neckbeard. Wish I could get beard AUGS.

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         1. 

            Barney the Dino-Rawr

            March 21, 2012 at 11:03 pm

            Don’t feel bad! Your beard’s just not the ultimate toned, shaped, buff badass it could be! Whip that flabby beard into shape with the FollicleMaster 6000! Yours for just $29.99!

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            1. 

               Luke

               April 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm

               Well, four separate payments, of course. GST not included.

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   Sam

   March 21, 2012 at 5:48 pm

   Needs moar gold

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   Ezkaton

   March 21, 2012 at 6:24 pm

   The pants and shoes don’t seem to suit that well… but the rest looks decent.
   His face shape is quite similar.

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   Gordon

   March 21, 2012 at 6:35 pm

   i want those glasses.

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   TOm

   March 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm

   If the beard where real, it would have looked brilliant! Otherwise still pretty cool.

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6. 

   pressplayontape

   March 22, 2012 at 7:54 am

   You didn’t ask for this fix, but here it is:

   http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/deusexu.jpg/

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   Jiff

   March 23, 2012 at 12:13 am

   I look at that beard, and all I can think of is “Step 1: Cut a hole in a box”

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