Hi, my name is Mark Serrels, WORLD KOTAKU EDITOR OF AUSTRALIA and I'm here to show you this video from a bygone age, from a time when you would head straight to a guy like Skip Rogers, WORLD VIDEO GAME CHAMPION for hints and tips on all the latest hot Nintendo games. COWABUNGA DUDES!
Skip Rogers got to be number one by practicing all day, every day, so you better listen to him when he gives you advice. If he tells you do a bodyslam in Wrestlemania, you better listen, because Skip Rogers is gonna show you how to win.
And don't worry if you miss something you guys, just rewind the tape!
UPDATE: Apparently this was taken from a Cracked article — you can check out the whole thing here.