The Xbox 360 is very, very old.
It's older than the iPhone, which came out a year and a half after we got the 360. It's older than Barack Obama's presidency by three years. We got the Xbox 360 before three even-year Modern Warfares and the three Call of Duty games that came out in the odd years.
When the Xbox 360 came out, you were more than six years younger. And surely by now you figured you'd have a newer Xbox to buy?
The length of the current era of video game hardware is unprecedented in video game history. Nothing can express that better than an infographic.
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