Indie Man Valiantly Brings Down The Big Bad Game Companies

All of the qualms you've been having over your favourite AAA games — like bad endings and online passes — have Indie Man to blame.

Indie Man bursts into high profile game company meetings and inserts his crazy ideas to bring down the man. All of his valiant efforts are to help indie games' popularity. So, does it work?


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    Bioware exec: "So, what can we do for patch 1.2 for The Old Republic to ensure the game stays fresh and attracts new players?"
    Indie Man: "MAKE A NEW FEATURE FOR COMPETITIVE PLAYERS, HYPE IT UP THEN REMOVE IT AT THE LAST SECOND!"
    Bioware exec: "..."
    Indie Man: "ALSO GIVE THOSE WITH ENDGAME CHARACTERS AND FORMER PLAYERS FREE TIME, THEREBY ALIENATING EVERYBODY ELSE!"
    Bioware exec: ".......Sweet Shepard.... That's PERFECT!"

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