Naked Snake And The Boss Have Never Been So Amazingly Lifelike

Hong Kong-based collectible company Hot Toys makes some gorgeous action figures, but none have impressed me as much as the recently revealed sneaking suit Naked Snake and The Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, and it's not just the gruesome chest scars.

OK, it's mainly the gruesome chest scars, but also the skin texture, facial expressions, and the way these two figures come together to create a scene right out of the game, only much, much better. They've brought the characters to life in a way that no mere video game graphics could.

I want these so badly I can smell the packages opening, that glorious new figure smell. I will savour that smell before locking the deadly one-sixth scale couple in eternal battle on my shelf, whenever Hot Toys gets around to taking my money.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater: Naked Snake & The Boss [Facebook — Thanks Roy!]


    And despite all of that, they forgot to give The Boss her iconic weapon, the 'Patriot'. What the hell mang?

    she's got a wmd in the form of her jaw, wtf is that?

    Hold on, she needed an emergency caesarian so they cut up past her stomach are and up over her breast? That's not how it looked in game, is it? Because that's just silly.

    They should've made The Boss look like The Boss, then it would've been good.

    Jesus Christ, looks like Dolph Lundgren back in his Rocky IV days.

    In the immortal words of Aerosmith...

    "Dude looks like a lady"

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