The Dorkly Weekly: Toad Is A Lying, Cheating Bastard

Toad was supposed to be Mario’s friend, right? Then why doesn’t he just give Mario what he needs instead of making him play his twisted games?

Seriously, Mario is on a quest to rescue the princess, Toad has boxes filled with power-ups, and Mario only gets to pick one? I mean, I guess that works from a gameplay mechanics point-of-view, but it’s a bit of a dick move.

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