Oh boy. This is amazing. If you've seen disgraced R&B star R. Kelly's incredible Trapped in the Closet (if not, begin), well, this is a flash game based on Trapped in the Closet.
The game's instructions are as follows:
Click on R. Kelly's face whenever he says "Oh shit!" Maybe some other stuff too. If you lose, reload to try again.
Simple. Start playing. It's the best thing you'll play all day.