While You Were Sleeping

Another morning, another struggle with sleep deprivation as a result of Trials. Bugger. Regardless, let's get this news party started people! Let's boogie!

And whaddya know! The first news item I'm going to write about is Trials. Apparently the Trials Evolution leaderboards crashed at peak playing time, with over 100,000 players bombarding the game at once, apparently they couldn't take the strain. It was alright for me last night though, when I spent a fair amount of time destroying all of the Kotaku Communities records!*

Disclaimer: everyone except FatShady.

Remember that Valve meeting with Apple? It didn't happen apparently. Man that was an intense round of chinese whispers, who's up for another? I heard that Tupac Shakur's hologram was a REAL PERSON.

The existence of the new God of War is official, Sony said so! This is how to get Skyrim looking as good as humanly possible, and the Anders Breivik court case continues...

In Short Gabe Newell Says Valve/Apple Meeting Didn't Happen How To Get Skyrim Looking As Awesome As Computationally Possible Trials Evolution Leaderboards Crash Under The Weight Of 100,000 Rabid Fans The Life Of A Mass Murderer In World Of Warcraft Sony Lists Next God Of War For 2013 Release


    This picture is still disgusting.

      It's hard to tell where it starts and ends.

    that's a shar-pei and they are like the bestest ever dogs in the world.

    Oi! Serrels!

    Did I see you walking down George Street opposite Wynyard at about 9pm last night? If that was you, then I apologise for the astonished double-take.

    "when I spent a fair amount of time destroying all of the Kotaku Communities records!"

    I didn't get a chance to play last night. I will endeavour to do so this weekend and undo all your hard work!

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