Your Favourite Video Games, Damaged By Porn [NSFW]

World of Warcraft, Left 4 Dead, Tomb Raider… Avid Kotaku readers (and/or consumers of adult entertainment) know that actual porn parody movies exist for these video game franchises. But what if your tastes run to Ezio, Samus or, um, Rayman? These characters don't have films but one digital artist has made up fake DVDs covers for these characters' would-be sexploits.

These images — the work of DeviantArt contributor Porrskadad — go back a few years but popped up on Reddit today. They riff on the pastime of turning movie names dirty, but use some rather slick visuals to imagine raunchy hook-ups from characters you'd expect and some you wouldn't. Let's be thankful these were imagined before Kinect or PlayStation Move became reality. Motion control could mean very bad things for some of the movies joked about in these images.

"Porn has never been this much fun!" [DeviantArt, via Reddit]


Comments

    I would suggest you remove the Bioshock pics.....for obvious legal reasons regarding "age" of participants. Otherwise the rest of the article is in appropriate poor taste.

      Yeah, I'll second this one. It's a bit disturbing, especially given the box art.

    Would have thought AnalShoock: Sea of Cock would have been better...

    Wait. That's not how ME2 is played? I've been doing it wrong.

    Also, Bioshock one has rather negative connotations. Not particularly funny. Rather uncool in fact.

    Hahaha, A Load in the Dark! Heaps funny!

    But why is Duke Nukem in Queers of War? Disturbing...

    Let's hope the Australian Christian Party, or whatever their name is, doesn't find these and think they're real.

    ratchet and wank is wrong, it should scratchet and wank

    Sif not change Ass Effect to Mass Erect...

    'A load in the dark' = GENIUS.

    With the exception of "A load in the Dark" these weren't clever at all. Disappointing - none of these have a craptastic pun worthy of being made into porn.

    I thought changing the names on the Ratchet and Clank games was unnecessary considering they're already clearly jokes that way anyway.

    But no Deus Sex? :(

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