A Completely Unbiased Look At The Races Of Guild Wars 2

While pouring over Starfleet Dental's comprehensive guide to the races of Guild Wars 2, it helps to keep in mind that Humans were the only race available to play in the original game. So when they call the diminutive Asura an "anime abortion", it's nothing personal.

I am sure the creators of this infographic did not really mean that Charr were an attempt to appease losers who like cat people, or that Norns are just like humans only larger and more pointless.

And while the plantlike Sylvari are pretty stupid, it's all part of their charm so that's fine.

Okay, so Starfleet Dental is pretty racist. That's perfectly fine as long as the other races in question are works of fiction.

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Comments

    Wish I could read it...

      Then click the link for the full image....

    I bet this guy sure has fun playing as 'himself' in mmos.

    Love the rip on Felicia Day on the bottom...lol

    Who plays a fantasy game only to roll a human |:

    People said the same thing when they first saw the Asura miniature in Guild Wars 1, but you get used to it. They have more character than their appearance.

    But I'm not planning to play as one.

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