Reader Adam has an idea. An idea for old-timey bottles of rum, bottled by Valve Corporation, and named for Admiral Kunkka, a hero from the DOTA series. It is a wonderful idea.
Those wondering, um, why rum, Kunkka's Rum is an item found in both the original and Valve's upcoming sequel, with units doused in it receiving a bonus.
Adam went completely over the top with this, even going to the trouble of buying a custom rubber stamp and actual bottling wax.
There are more pics on Adam's site.