“There is always the risk that you will run out of arrows. There is never a risk that The Incredible Hulk will run out of Hulk.” Hawkeye from the Avengers suffers the slings and arrows of outrageous Nintendo president in the latest instalment of Nintendo Gamer‘s lost Iwata Asks files.
No one is safe from the razor-sharp interview tactics of Nintendo president Satoru Iwata, not politicians, filmmakers, industry rivals, not even one of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.
Iwata: At this point I normally say ‘thank you for making time today’, but it is not like you are in huge demand. [Laughs]
Hawkeye: Evil can strike at any time.
Iwata: And I am sure that if The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man and Thor need any arrows, they will get in touch. [Laughs]
Completely unfair, though those of you that have seen the Avengers movie can attest to the fact that Hawkeye’s most important function was pretty much acting as…well, hawk eyes. Sure, he takes out a few bad guys with arrows, but Captain America, Iron Man, the Hulk and Thor would have gotten to them eventually.
In fact, he was more effective as [spoiler spoiler spoiler] than he was as [other spoiler].
Damn it, everyone hurry up and see the movie.
Iwata Asks… Hawkeye from the Avengers [Nintendo Gamer]
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