The Dorkly Weekly: Video Game Real Estate Agents Have It Rough

Filled with rusty meet hooks, jumping snakes, and the odd retractable bridge over a pit of bubbling lava, video game real estate isn’t exactly burning up the market. Well, in some cases it is, but only literally.

Bowser’s castle from Super Mario Bros. isn’t a safe place to raise a family, but a good real estate agent doesn’t let something like imminent death keep them from making the sale.

Me, I probably would have gone with the E. Honda place. That’s a damn fine bathroom.

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