Imagine doing a 'number 2' in this Mario themed toilet. The things I would do, I would make the 'going down a pipe' noise upon release and when I flush. Actually that's the only 'cool' thing I can imagine doing. I'll just leave now.
Or maybe I'd say, "sorry, your princess is in another toilet." Nah, that's lame.
Man, I've got nothing. Please just look at this cool Mario themed toilet and ignore everything I say.