This Skyrim Statue Hides An Amazing Secret

Look at the detail on this statue of Alduin, the badass villain of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. The plated scales, the individual teeth, the glowing red eyes, the curled tongue. It's insane.

Now, know that the inscription on the base reads "Happy Birthday Tim".

Yup. This is a cake.

It wasn't meant for looking. It was meant for eating. Which means this thing doesn't even exist anymore. There's these photos, Tim's memory of the most amazing cake he'll ever see, let alone eat, and...that's it.

I should be sad, but at least we have the photographic record.

Alduin the World Eater Dragon Cake [Baking OBsession]


    What a waste, looks amazing. Hopefully it tastes amazing as well haha

    How.... what? how does that even *mind blown*

    It looks better than the dragon which came from the Collector's Edition.

    super incredible

    Impressive, most impressive.

    Is it possible that the dragon is plastic, sitting on top of a large chunky 'rock' cake?
    Kudos in any case... any parent cool enough to construct a word wall out of marzipan gets a double high five and chest bump.

      Fark - ok, so looking at Baking Obsession, it's constructed from foodstuffs for everything except the crystals used for the eyes. I am willing to perform... favours... for such a cake.

    Holy Monkey!


    Someone incredibly talented has a lot of love for Tim, hot damned what an unveiling that would've been! Party FTW

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