Oh aren't you cute, over there making fun of Diablo III's Error 37. So old-fashioned! Haven't you been following the latest trends? Everyone knows that Error 37 is yesterday's news. Today, the hot new error is Error 3003!
Oooh, just look at it there, strutting onto your computer screen. So fierce, so present.
I bet you thought you'd be able to play your game today! I bet you thought that stupid, constant Error 37 you got yesterday had been resolved, and that maybe the idea of an always-on internet requirement for a single-player game wasn't acutally flawed in a fundamental way.
Shows what you know! Time to get with the hippest fashions, my friend. Go ahead. Boot up Diablo III and try to log in. You'll get an up-close look at our fashionable new friend Error 3003 posthaste.
If you're lucky, you may even see his cousin, Little Miss Error 75. She's shy, but mark my words: She may just be the Next Big Thing.