Forget about the plastic toys. The newest Xbox exclusive from Signal Studios puts players in the middle of bloody medieval combat in a game that will connect your Xbox 360 to a Windows Phone 7. Ascend: New Gods will hit the Xbox 360 and WP7 devices next year. Look for our impressions later this week.
Ascend: New Gods Looks Freakin' Gory And Glorious
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