Tall ships, tricorn hats, butcher's hooks, muskets, giant sideburns... Assassin's Creed III may become my multiplayer game of choice once I grow tired of Mount & Blade's Napoleonic expansion. Not for its mechanics, of course. For its dress sense.
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Some games are so bad that you have to play them to experience it for yourself. Maybe it's not as bad as it looks. Maybe there's some nugget of goodness in there. Maybe the pure jank of it all will be fun.
Sea of Thieves is no place for the solo swashbuckler. Bereft of boisterous crewmates, strange thoughts enter the mind. Thoughts like, "Well this isn't fun at all," and "Hey, if I stand on a rock the skeletons can't attack me."