Welcome to "Backhanded Box Quotes" a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don't take that personally.
Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
Released: June 19.
Critic: JabbaTheSlush (Metacritic) • "[T]his is a solid one out of 10." Score: 1 (out of 10).
Critic: Kadeemluvmusic (Metacritic) • "... [a] bad flavour of a chocolate Call of Duty mud cake." Score: 0.
Critic: somebody worried (Amazon) • "This review is based off of 4 youtube reviews, and about 8 magazine reviews as I do not own a Kinect." Score: 1 star.
Max Payne 3 (PC)
Released: June 1.
Critic: diesbildnis (Metacritic) • "[E]ssentially Duck Hunt 2012 with swearing and long cut scenes." Score: 1.
Released: June 12
Critic: ilikeeverything (Metacritic) • "I really like this game because it feels French and I kinda like French things every now and then like French fries. " Score: 0.