Backhanded Box Quotes: ‘Duck Hunt 2012 With Swearing.’

Backhanded Box Quotes: ‘Duck Hunt 2012 With Swearing.’

Welcome to “Backhanded Box Quotes” a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don’t take that personally.

Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor

Released: June 19.

Critic: JabbaTheSlush (Metacritic) • “[T]his is a solid one out of 10.” Score: 1 (out of 10).

Critic: Kadeemluvmusic (Metacritic) • “… [a] bad flavour of a chocolate Call of Duty mud cake.” Score: 0.

Critic: somebody worried (Amazon) • “This review is based off of 4 youtube reviews, and about 8 magazine reviews as I do not own a Kinect.” Score: 1 star.

Max Payne 3 (PC)

Released: June 1.

Critic: diesbildnis (Metacritic) • “[E]ssentially Duck Hunt 2012 with swearing and long cut scenes.” Score: 1.

Gravity Rush

Released: June 12

Critic: ilikeeverything (Metacritic) • “I really like this game because it feels French and I kinda like French things every now and then like French fries. “ Score: 0.


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