Released: June 5.
Critic: JayDeth (Metacritic)
• “[S]ome things explode and suddenly your playing Gears of War with normal sized people. Yay?”
• “[V]ery very bland and no one will ever remember it come next month.”
Critic: bomber214 (Amazon)
• “… an amateur cut-rate attempt at Gears of War.”
• “I know many people get bent out of shape at reviews from people who haven’t completed the game. I very seriously doubt I will bother to play much further.”
Score: 2 stars.
Released: June 12
Critic: jdogginess (Metacritic)
• “if you just need to rub one out to a cheerleader in a video game because you feel guilty surfing porn, you might score this a 6 or 7. Otherwise you will think it a 2.”
Critic: Billionaire (Amazon)
• “Lollipop Chainsaw belongs in a bargain bin for $US5 or maybe just $US1.”
• “If you want a great zombie game, wait for Black Ops II.”
Score: 1 star.
Critic: ECAstu (Amazon)
• “I’ll say this, at least it’s different. It’s not a sequel or call of duty.”
Score: 2 stars
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