Tired of all the fancy trailers and clambering around in the snow? Here's five minutes of Assassin's Creed III singleplayer gameplay that should look a little more familiar to veterans of the series, since it's all in a town, and is all about sneaking up on people before sticking them with the pointy end.
Five Minutes Of Back-Alley Slaughter: Assassin's Creed III's Singleplayer Gameplay
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Some games are so bad that you have to play them to experience it for yourself. Maybe it's not as bad as it looks. Maybe there's some nugget of goodness in there. Maybe the pure jank of it all will be fun.
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