New Mortal Kombat Movie About...a Supermarket Employee

According to a report on movie site Bloody Disgusting, the upcoming Mortal Kombat film will follow the exploits of a "lowly unlucky supermarket employee".

"With Kevin Tancharoen still attached to direct from Oren Uziel's screenplay", the site writes, "we've exclusively discovered that the live-action reboot will follow a lowly unlucky supermarket employee who discovers that he has out of this world powers and must decide between good and evil, even though the evil side has helped him discover his true potential and who he really is."

Fatality, aisle 7.

‘Mortal Kombat' Remake Begins With Lowly Supermarket Employee?! [Bloody Disgusting]


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    STARRING SHIA LABEOUF AS AVERAGE JOE WHO IS NOW NO LONGER AVERAGE JOE

      Holy crap I think you're right.

    What?? That stupid. Imagine if like they remade Dragon Ball with Goku as a high school kid and....
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    Name him Ash and you have my attention. And probable nerd-rage.

    When I was a lowly supermarket employee I too discovered I had amazing superpowers.
    Sort of...

    One time I dropped a bottle of tomato sauce off the top shelf and caught it with my foot.

      this, my superpower is knowing how much money someone has dropped by the sound it makes when it hits the floor... Oh, and putting up with bullshit, lots and lots of bullshit. There's can be a lot of rage pent up inside a "lowly supermarket employee" and this concept worked out fine for Wanted, except that he was a "lowly office employee" which is ultimately irrelevant where he worked, just that he worked in a menial, low paying job where everyone piled crap on him

    One day pushing trolleys at the super-maxi-mart, run-of-the-mill Joshua Scorpion discovers that his boss, Ike "Sub-Zero" Freeze has put his paycheck on ice, pending an investigation into the suspicious disappearance of an entire shipment of RainFresh Air-Freshener. When Joshua takes it as a sign to quit his dead-end job and stick it to the Man by becoming an entrant in an underground Cage-fighting ring. Hijinks ensue!

    One day pushing trolleys at the super-maxi-mart, run-of-the-mill Joshua Scorpion discovers that his boss, Ike "Sub-Zero" Freeze has put his paycheck on ice, pending an investigation into the suspicious disappearance of an entire shipment of RainFresh Air-Freshener. When Joshua takes it as a sign to quit his dead-end job, and stick it to the Man by becoming an entrant in an underground Cage-fighting ring, hijinks ensue!

    Kevin Tancharoen already denied this on his Twitter

    it's widely accepted that styker is the most useless character in the entire mk world... most people hate him enough to prefer meat over him. if they make a movie with stryker as the protagonist, the entire mk community will just refuse to see it... and considering that the mk community would be the vast majority of people going to see this anyway, it would put a substantial dent into whatever profits the producers are hoping to make...

    This is bullshit the plot needs to be rewritten so I hope the plot changes before the filming starts

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