What? You expected the mighty warriors of Mortal Kombat to just dump the baby versions of their enemies in a landfill or something? That's not how you save Earthrealm.
Will somebody please think of the children? They might be wearing little versions of Mortal Kombat outfits (Halloween, hmmm), but that doesn't mean they have what it takes to survive the rigours of a trans-dimensional fighting tournament. Maybe with a little tender, loving care Reptile could grow up to be... oh, never mind.
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