The Steam Summer Sale is underway, and all of our wallets are at risk. Oh hey look, it's The Legend of Grimrock for six bucks! Oh wow, Civilization V for cheaper than ever! Don't mind if I do!
Never mind the fact that I still have a few games from the last big Steam sale basically unplayed. These deals are too good to pass up. I can't stop the bahhhgains!
Harmonix employee and regular source of twitter humour Dan Bruno has floated a new and possibly revolutionary idea: a contest where the winner gets to finally freakin return the scads of unplayed games he or she has bought in past Steam sales. Ha!
This is one contest that won't ever come to pass, but you have to admit -- there are a couple games in your library that you'd just as soon give back. I mean let's be honest -- you're never really going to get around to Star Wars: Republic Commando. And sooner or later, you're going to experience the Steam sale singularity: