1,127,700 had replaced 1,110,100 as Donkey Kong champion Hank Chien's newest high score, adding more proof to the idea that the dude simply can't be stopped.
This is, what, the third or fourth time that Chien has beaten his own high score to stay the King of Kong, right? Doesn't he want to settle down and have kids? How about at least a holiday, Hank? One that doesn't involve flying a DK machine to some sunny locale?
Hank, it's been two years and things have gotten to the point where your fellow DK competitors are asking you to retire. The Kong-Off 2 — which gathers the best DK players at one location for glorious live competition — is coming. What will he choose to do?
Don't stop winning, Dr Chien. Ever.
How high can he get? Hank Chien does it again [Patrick Scott Peterson]