Everyone Needs Companion Cube Women’s Briefs. Everyone.


The fine folks at Jinx have rolled out a fresh batch of Valve products, featuring some amazing Portal 2 shirts and a pair of underwear that you’ll need to incinerate to earn your freedom.

I showed the Companion Cube underwears to a female friend of mine this morning, who responded with “OMG everyone needs those.” I’m inclined to agree, though since they do not make them in a size that would fit me, I grabbed a pair for someone with lady parts to obscure from view.

I have purchased one of each of the items you see above, one for me and two for the special lady in my life, who doesn’t read Kotaku enough for this post to spoil the surprise. The Chell art nouveau tee is going on my body. The other two are going on hers. And to make it a little sweeter and a lot less pervy, I also grabbed a pair of companion cube creepers for the boys. It’s a family thing now! Eventually we’ll wind up on the cover of a JC Penny catalogue with our tattoos and piercings airbrushed away.

Other fine Valve items appearing at Jinx include this love “Meet the Pyro” lithograph…


…which I also purchased, some Portal 2 posters, a coffee mug — you know what, just go see for yourself.


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