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Artist Mike Sekowski takes the idea of fan fiction and drags it somewhere even Garry’s Mod would struggle to keep up with. A glorious image, to be sure, but just how much use would Mario be in a real fight?
I’m imagining scenarios involving head-stomping and mushroom-swallowing are somewhat limited on the modern battlefield.
many faces… Mseko, via XombieDIRGE]
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Super Smash Bros? Mario has drugs, a flame flower – bio mechanical (animal) suits. A FLUDD. He is a master of sticking his bottom onto the enemies head. Further he has a moustache and he can also fix toilets!!! He would butt stomp those assasin creed wusses. Yeah an assasin with knives who can dance on rooofs would go real well on the modern battlefield.
the assassins creed series has been evolving constantly with each game in terms of the weaponry the protagonist uses. Wait until you get to use Desmond as the protagonist with all his modern day tech, and then you might want to retract that statement, also mario’s “weapons” are short range and have short term effects, a throwing knife to the neck would drop him
Last time i checked the Fireflower and Hammer Suits were permanant as long as he doesn’t get hit =P
And they did have range xD
Yeah, I’d rate Mario above Altair/Ezio. Give him a mega mushroom or a Star and he’d probably trash the others too.
Thats all nice, but im pretty sure Gordon Freeman is the best by far, atleast out of these his game is easily the best
Half-Life? Dear god no. Awesome game, but every other character there has at least one better game.
(I write this as I have Half-Life 2 on pause.)
the Spartan, Master Chief John “Hannibal” 117,
the Bounty Hunter, Samus “Face” Aran,
the Commando, Iroquois “Snake” Plisken,
and Mario “B.A.” Mario
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire
the “A-Team”
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