The Greatest Sharks In Video Games, Just In Time For Shark Week

Did you feel slightly on edge when you got out of bed this morning? Like your world was just a little bit more dangerous? As you went about your day, did you have the sense that you were… hunted?

Well, that might be because IT'S MOTHER EFFIN SHARK WEEK, YO.

Shark Week is the Discovery Channel's greatest (and certainly most well-known) indulgence, a glorious annual tradition perhaps best captured by New York Magazine TV critic Matt Zoller Seitz: "Has there ever been a more effective merger of science and sensationalism than Shark Week? I doubt it."

Tracy Jordan lives every week like it's Shark Week. But the rest of us only get to experience it once a year. In honour of that week, I polled our editors and writers to come up with the best sharks in video games.

I should note up top that there are few things that scare me like the idea of a monster coming at me from beneath the depths while I float on the surface. Swimming in a boat yard, with big ships looming out of the fog above me, while some horrible slimy thing slips about beneath the surface… yup, it's one of my number one fears. Maybe it goes back to when I was a kid, and we'd go to the beach and sometimes we'd step on crabs and they'd bite our toes? I don't know. It's good to know that I'm not alone; Luke's with me, too.

Props to this very funny top-7 list at GamesRadar, which notified me of a couple that we'd left off. And before you point it out: I couldn't find a good video of the sharks from Wind Waker, so they didn't make the list. But consider them an honorary inclusion.

Release the sharks!

Armed & Dangerous Land Shark Gun

One of the most famous sharks in gaming, the Land Shark Gun from Armed and Dangerous set a precedent for over-the-top weaponry that would be unmatched by most every video game. Except...

Saints Row The Third: Also A Land Shark Gun

…well, actually Saints Row The Third also had a downloadable Land Shark Gun, which makes sense, given the game in question. This video is pretty great all across the board, actually.

Sewer Shark

A questionable inclusion, since Sewer Shark doesn't actually have a shark. But what the hell, this is a list of the best sharks in gaming, and if only for being a landmark achievement in cheesy full-motion video games, Sewer Shark gets the nod.

The Okami Shark

One of my big gaming blind-spots is that I've never played Okami. But of course the game has a shark, of course it does! This shark seems more into belly-flopping than actually biting, at least when it's in the air. I'll see this guy soon in the HD version, I'm sure.

Resident Evil: Shark Tank

Did I mention that I hate water-scares in games? I do. This one in Resident Evil is one of the earliest, and scariest, but there are plenty of moments in later games that are equally freaky. Something about seeing it coming for you, about waiting for it to grab you from under the water… yeesh. (This one won't embed, so you'll have to click through to watch it.)

Ecco The Dolphin: Open Water

Of course, friendly Ecco had to go up against more than a few sharks — a whole ton of them in this level, called "Open Ocean." "The open ocean is very cold and dangerous."

Arkham City Shark-Punch

After making his way through one of the most tedious sections of Arkham City, Batman finally takes that stupid shark head-on and punches the shit out of him. In what almost has to be a reference to this incredible sequence from the original show, it made me laugh and laugh as I mashed the punch button. Holy sardine, indeed.

Whale Shark in World of Warcraft

Our resident WoW expert Mike Fahey clued me in to this one, a massive Whale Shark that requires a ton of people to take it down.

"Depth" Is A Game With... Sharks

This clip is from Depth, a game that's not out yet, so maybe it's cheating? But all the same, it felt worth including because the shark attack here is terrifying.

Lara Croft Feeds a Shark A Grenade

I'm one of the people who actually liked Tomb Raider: Underworld, though I didn't much care for the underwater sections. That's partly because they have sharks, and partly because they were kind of a mess to navigate. In this clip, a player nails a perfect grenade-lob into a dumb shark's mouth. Take that, shark!

Gameshark

Hey, if Sewer Shark gets on the list, so does GameShark. Better known as "The other, better Game Genie," GameShark improved on the now-famous Game Genie in a number of ways, most notably allowing users to save codes in memory. The company has since been bought by Mad Catz and still exists today, though built-in cheats have relegated Game Genie like devices obsolete.

Crysis Shark Will Eat Your Nanosuit

There may be no better way to let someone know that the area they're heading into is "out of bounds" than having them get eaten by a shark. In Crysis, you spend a lot of your time on land feeling like an unstoppable predator (well, a bit less unstoppable than in the sequel), but at this moment, you're a scared little kid desperately trying to escape a killer. (This video is great, too.)

Shark Attack Was Terrifying Despite Its Jank Graphics

Hey, it was on Atari 2600, but Shark Attack was still a mighty unnerving game. Watch out for that shark! It's like Pac-Man, except the ghosts don't respect the walls of the level, and also the ghosts are a KILLER SHARK.

Scarface Wilhelm Scream Shark Attack

In the same vein as Crysis comes this bit from Scarface: The World is Yours, which is as cheesy and disjointed as possible… and yet still kinda creepy. And do I detect a Wilhelm Scream there? Hard to tell with the blaring music.

Endless Ocean's Whale Shark

This is not a fearsome shark, it's more of an impressive, majestic shark. And unlike the one in World of Warcraft, the whale shark in Endless Ocean does not require you to team up with a bunch of players and exterminate it.

Jaws Unleashed Was Mesed up

Another obligatory addition, this is one of the better gameplay videos from Jaws Unleashed, though it takes a while to get where it was going. Sometimes it's nice to play as the shark, you know?

The Horrifying Half-Life Shark Monster

Let's close it out with my favourite of all, which is another way of saying it's the one of these that scared me the most. It's barely a shark… really, it's more of a catfish monster thing, or maybe an Ichthyosaur… whatever it is, it scared the bejesus out of me when I first played Half-Life. Here I was, content to fight against monsters and zombies and aliens, but not to go into the water, in a shark cage, to fight a terrifying/goofy fangmonster. Who did they think I was?? I wasn't cut out for that crap!

And OK, I know I just said that was the last one, but here's one more. It's not from a video game. It's from Deep Blue Sea (and technically it's a spoiler. And if you've seen that movie, then you know that we really have no choice but to go out on this one:

"I'm Sick And Tired Of All These Mother F***ing Sharks On This MotherF***ing [CHOMP]"

Have good shark weeking, everybody.


Comments

    You forgot Kotaku - jumped the shark a while ago. ZING!

    I love this article. Was lots of fun. Im shit scared of sharks which doesnt help. I loved playing Jaws: Unleashed back on PS2... was a fun game.

    That whale shark in world of warcraft has always been soloable.
    It moves slower than a player does so can be kited around forever while you whittle it's health off.
    Took about 25-30 minutes though on a fresh level 71.
    There is also an achievement for doing so called "From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee" which is of course a quote from moby dick.

    /wowgeekmode off

    How can you forget Shark! Shark! on the Intellivision? http://www.retrogamer.net/users/471/thm1024/shark_shark.png

    Sifn't include the shark from Viewtiful Joe.

    Don't forget flash games! What about Miami Shark and it's various spinoffs?

    Don't forget Treasures Of The Deep on the PSX. Such a great game and full of sharks!

    Last edited 03/10/12 4:03 am

    I remember there was a C64 game dedicated to shark fishing. I just can't recall what is was called.

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