When I heard that the PC re-release of Final Fantasy VII — which came out yesterday — would have achievements, I thought maybe we’d see some cool challenges. Maybe they’d have a sense of humor. Or ask you to do crazy things, like beat the game with no materia or solo Ruby Weapon.
But no. These achievements are just straight-up dull.
Here’s the full list of 36, 18 of which involve Limit Breaks:
- End of Part I: Complete the first part of the game
- End of Part II: Complete the second part of the game
- End of Game: Complete Final Fantasy VII
- Master Materia: Reach the maximum level of any Materia
- Master of Gil: 99,999,999 Gil
- Top Level: Reach level 99 with any character
- Knights of the Round: Get materia Knights of the Round
- Omnislash: Get Cloud’s last Limit Break
- Catastrophe: Get Barret’s last Limit Break
- Chaos: Get Vincent’s last Limit Break
- Great Gospel: Get Aeris’s last Limit Break
- Highwind: Get Cid’s last Limit Break
- Final Heaven: Get Tifa’s last Limit Break
- All Creation: Get Yuffie’s last Limit Break
- Cosmo Memory: Get Red XIII’s last Limit Break
- Slots: Get Cait Sith’s last Limit Break
- Bahamut Zero: Get materia Bahamut Zero
- Ultimate Weapon: Defeat the Ultimate Weapon
- Diamond Weapon: Defeat the Diamond Weapon
- Ruby Weapon: Defeat the Ruby Weapon
- Emerald Weapon: Defeat the Emerald Weapon
- Vincent: Get Vincent on your team
- Yuffie: Get Yuffie on your team
- Materia Overlord: Master all Materias
- Battle Square: Start a battle in Battle Square
- Golden Feather: Get a Gold Chocobo
- Won First Battle: Win your first battle
- Braver: Use Cloud’s first Limit Break
- Big Shot: Use Barrett’s first Limit Break
- Galian Beast: Use Vincent’s first Limit Break
- Healing Wind: Use Aeris’s first Limit Break
- Boost Jump: Use Cid’s first Limit Break
- Beat Rush: Use Tifa’s first Limit Break
- Greased Lightning: Use Yuffie’s first Limit Break
- Sled Fang: Use Red XIII’s first Limit Break
- Dice: Use Cait Sith’s first Limit Break
Gee, I can’t wait to brag to all my friends that I used Cloud’s first Limit Break.
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