Sweet Dreams, Creepy Valve Fanboy

While most people think fondly of Valve - at least, as fondly as one can think of a business out to take your money - there are some corners of the internet which can sometimes take things a little too far.

I'm not sure if this is one such case, though. I mean, as horrific as it looks, that's a cute smile. And full-print pillows are something we should see more of in adult bedrooms.

So...yes, goodnight, sweet prince. May your dreams be of Half-Life 3. And of somebody who would actually sleep next to that on a regular basis.

I see the eyes of heaven everynight before I sleep [Dan Cutler]


Comments

    Haha! I love the thematic link to Mark's story. :P

    Two pillow stories in one day? I like this new direction Kotaku's heading in.

      I laughed.

    This is not too far.

    It looks like when texturing glitches up and you see the characters face stretched over an office wall or something.

    Lol imagine bringing 'someone special' back to your place and they see this -- I'm not sure how you would explain it. Creepy factor of the scale.

    ...is that for real?

    and people why i call steam/valve fanboys psychotic.

    Case in point.

    #Awkward

    i see nothing wrong with this.

    Gabe on a pillow totally looks like Peter Griffin.
    Also, I imagine that much jowl would make for a comfy nights sleep.

      This.

      This so much.

    ANOTHER QUALITY ARTICLE FROM BASED KOTAKU THANKYOU TRULY YOU ARE NOT SHIT

    What's the bet this is owned by gabe newell?

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