What Mass Effect Looks Like To Someone Who Doesn't Play Mass Effect

Jessie lives with two Mass Effect nerds, who play the games all the time. Jessie has never played Mass Effect. When asked to name/describe the characters in the series, then, this is what she came up with.

The names might be missing for the most part, but yeah, she pretty much nails everything else.

SHAPURD [Bioware Whore]


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      if you dont like his articles, then stop reading them.

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        What's with these Plunkett apologists. He clogs my RSS feed and home page (of a gaming blog that I otherwise enjoy). I like Kotaku, I just think that when Plunkett is thrown in, the Signal: Noise ratio nosedives since he just reblogs what he digs up on Rampaged Reality and a tumblr feed. I shouldn't have to walk on eggshells around his awful posts to find what I do like.

          Careful now Steve, speaking the truth will get your post deleted like the 4 up there that had no real reason to be deleted....

            This isn't a news-only website, in case you haven't noticed. We re-iterate; don't like it, DON'T READ IT.

              Bloody whingers.

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              Please point out the part where he said it was only a news site.

              Seriously now, how much is Luke paying you... the public has a right to know...

          I don't find much value in his articles/posts either, but you know what? I just don't read them most of the time.

    I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. It all feels kind of forced and staged, like whoever wrote it knows more ten they are pretending to. Maybe not but that's the vibe I'm getting from it.

      I agree as soon as i started i knew this was staged, or at least fake as f.

    What a crap joke. If you didn't know it you wouldn't know any of them

    Loved the Homestuck reference.

    False! The Reapers' look like ticks.

    if you dont like lukes career click the button to end it

    [looks for button]

    This is ridiculous.
    You shouldn't be being paid for looking at a tumblr news-feed and reposting any bullshit you can find.

    Whoever came up with this is so kooky and outrageous* lolololol

    *not really.

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