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A Game About Slapping An Arse Gave Me Embarrassing Flashbacks [NSFW]
Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair.
This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.
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2 Picture, 1 Sentence. Revolutionary.
Kotaku once again bringing us the highest quality journalism.
Good to see they're bringing the cream of the crop over from the US site.
Seriously, this is one of the worst photo manips I've seen on Kotaku.
Introducing Plunkett's successor, Jason!
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Where can i get this game?
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