Win! Awesome Dredd 3D Collectables, Comics And 20 Double Movie Passes!

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Win! Awesome Dredd 3D Collectables, Comics And 20 Double Movie Passes!


Dredd 3Dinterviewed last week

Entering the comp is simple:

1. You must be a registered Kotaku Australia member.
Not a member? Register here.

2. Watch the trailer above and tell us in the comments if you could slow time down to 1% speed, what would you do and why?

Best responses as judged by Mark will win…
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Prizes on offer are as follows:

Dredd Comic

1x Main Prize Pack

•Dredd 3D movie double movie pass (RRP $44.00)
•Dredd 3D teaser poster signed by Judge Dredd aka Karl Urban (RRP $150)
•Dredd Badge (RRP $110.00)
•Dredd Collectible Comic
(not available in Australia; RRP $16.95)

20 x Runners-up Prize Packs:

•Dredd 3D double pass, RRP $44.00
•Dredd Collectible Comic
(not available in Australia; RRP $16.95)

Entries close at 4PM AEDT this Friday 28th October, with winners announced that afternoon.

Full terms and conditions here.

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Dredd poster, signed by Karl Urban

Dredd Badge

Comments

  • HAHA, slow time, sneak up on people and say, “I’m Batman” at regular speed, wait for their response, slow time again and dis… wait for it, APPEAR! 😛

  • I would like to see the slow-mo effects of a full blooded punch to Michael Bay’s face. Seeing the fist connect to face, and the effects that it would have, would make up for the travesty that is the Transformer movies (apart from the first one). I’d also film it in super, super slow-mo, widescreen, explosive shot, and then replay it to him saying, “how do you like it now?” I believe Judge Dredd would agree, that’s a fine judgement..

  • If I can still operate at the regular speed I’d use it to get 100 times more work done in a day. Actually come to think of it, if I’m working by the hour that’d be a bad thing.

  • I would slow down time and (while remaining out of sight) tap someone on the shoulder continually until they go insane.
    😀

  • It’s the perfect chance to do some Flash cosplay. Streaking past as a red blur 🙂
    But other then that I would convince my mother in-law that her house was haunted by moving stuff around and making things disappear so she totally freaks out.
    PS:
    There was a Dredd comic where someone had this ability and used it to rob banks. Dredd caught him of course.

  • Work often requires that time slows down to 1% for me. Its reached the point where that 100th coffee just doesn’t do the trick.

  • I would use my time-slowdown skill to take my Super Hexagon play to the next level. Not sure I’m going to ever get past Hyper Hexagonest without some kind of super power!

  • What do you mean ‘if’ I could slow time down to 1% speed? It’s almost the end of my work day and trust me, time is slow enough already. Is that clock even working? I swear it’s been mid-to-late afternoon for an eternity. The worst of it is, if/when I eventually do manage to leave work and get into my comfort zone at home, I’ll blink and be back in the office again tomorrow. Time sucks.

  • In no particular order:
    *watch a sunrise, to see light travelling along the world incrementally;
    *watch it rain, to get a sense of its wonderous chaos;
    *observe a double slit/Young’s experiment to see if the effects change based on the variable of the observers personal time;
    *listen to the Bloop, just for the hell of it.

    If it worked on the basis of being able to personally operate at ‘normal’ speed, pull a Fry a la Futurama, and become a reverse-Flash-like superhero. And never tell anyone. Probably wouldn’t last long, relatively speaking, but what a way to go.

  • The question I have with this would I have the necessary muscle control and timely reflex? In Scenario A that would allow this, I will become Ozymandias. Scenario B, I would probably jump out of a plane with parachute in tow.

    “You will begin to touch heaven, Jonathan, in the moment that you touch perfect speed. And that isn’t flying a thousand miles an hour, or a million, or flying at the speed of light. Because any number is a limit, and perfection doesn’t have limits. Perfect speed, my son, is being there.” -Richard Bach

  • Probably go and find ladies who are in the shower, because boobs.

    (this is just to re-enter because I wasn’t logged in previously)

  • I’d use it to become an F-Zero driver, and win all of the tournaments.

    Bu not before using it to give myself enough time to create a kickarse Capt. Falcon costume.

  • Well since it slows everything down I’d probably revisit accidentally knocking a large picture frame off a high spot on the wall. Yes it will still fall, break apart and smash sending glass flying up the hallway but this time it will look freaking spectacular!

  • Throw water bombs at people and see the realization and horror on their face as it comes at them and then the slow ripples in the balloon as it bursts and water saturates them.
    It’s not a master plan but hey got to have a little fun in life 🙂

  • What any true stoner would do:
    Listen to Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here” followed by “Dark Side of the Moon” then finishing with the entirety of of Led Zepplin’s discography.

  • I woud use it to slow down an orgasm and enjoy those extra minutes of bliss. I mean it slows down the perception of time it’s not like it makes you super quick or anything. You would still be at the limit of what your physical body could do. Yeah watching something at 1% would be awesome but that’s already possible thanks to high speed cameras. And the same goes for listening to something.
    The only unknown thing you would be able to achieve by slowing down your perception of time is feeling things, and when it comes to that sense what is better than having an orgasm?

  • I’d love to see these things in slow motion:

    – breaking delicate things (china, eggs, glasses) with marbles launched from a slingshot.
    – someone yanking off a band-aid and their facial expressions

  • I would remove the time-dilating drugs from those junkies’ mouths and replace them with Nuke because my ultimate plan for city-wide drug possession would go unhindered since that particular drug is from a competitive franchise and consequently the Judges wouldn’t be able to mention, think nor hunt for Nuke as it would breach copyright infringement. Hehe.

  • If I could slow time to 1% of it’s speed i’d probably never do it as I’d get angry and extremely impatient. I can’t go anywhere with traffic, can’t watch tv, internet will go slow and my favourite hobby of juggling will just suck.

  • I want to say that I’d do something really clever, but I know that I’d probably just use it to procrastinate more.

  • Move every seat from under every ass I could find, and put thumbtacks under those I couldn’t move. My evil knows no boundaries.

  • I would use my powers for boring practical good in the world, I would go grocery shopping and be able to get everything I need fast without people getting in my way, I would always get a seat on the train by being the first one on, and going to a concert I could always be in the front row.

  • I would slow down the drive to and from work. Would get a longer sleep in if I could cut my 30 minute drive down to 30 second real-ime drive, and would get more time for xbox and wife time if I could get home just as fast

  • Bomb off an Olympic diving board into a pool filled with bubbles at sunset while Underworld’s ‘Born Slippy’ burbles in the background. Oh and I’d set off the fireworks after I splashed in -did I mention the fireworks?

  • I would climb a ladder to the heavens and jump off (knowing i would survive of course) and catch enjoy the view of the world all the way from the top down. I would probably be able to understand life a litter and the humor that comes with it when your looking at it from above!!

  • I would climb a ladder to the heavens and jump off (knowing i would survive of course) and enjoy the view of the world all the way from the top down. It would be a good way to understand life a little better and the humor that comes with it when your looking at it from above!!

  • I’d park boobs a seat next to Shiggy at the showers boobs of some US sorority house with drinks and popcorn boobs. An insane amount of boobs high fives will ensue. If I get a chance, I might pay Fort Knox a visit to recuperate some of my flight costs, and some loose change. 😛

    …Also, Boobs…

  • I’d have a better chance at stopping my kids from breaking my stuff! – the ability to get to the Bowl, Glass, or Large TV before it smashes to the ground would save us all a lot of heart ache. *8vD
    (Meanwhile, here’s hoping I get free Tickets to see a Movie.)

  • Let’s see…well the first thing i’d do is slow down time at PAX next year, even with a 3 day pass i doubt i’ll get to see/do everything! Then i’d probably nick in to a few bank vaults(cost of living is too damn high!) and leave them an IOU. Then take that money to the casino and rig the roulette table(hey, they can afford it!). After i’ve won, return the money to the bank and rinse and repeat with the winnings.
    Once I have enough dough to open my own paintball field, i’d use my awesome powers to trounce other players and literally dodge paintballs.
    Sorry, felt like I needed to pad that out a little.

  • I would use my slow time to perform the ultimate Mortal Kombat inspired uppercut on my boss. Whoooopsie -slow time voice- Why? Well I can’t describe him here with the offensive language filter.

  • I’d hang out in the perfume dept. of Myer, and wait for ladies to spray sample perfumes, then rush in and block the spray, and replace it with a rancid wet fart and then sit back and watch their reaction when they discover the wonder of Chanel No2!

  • I’d get the highest world score in every reaction based game every. Logically this would get me all of the ladies and money, right?

  • Follow Sylvester Stallone and leave post it’s with a Dredd Helmet drawn on it and the note “You know what you did wrong!” on anything he touch’s for as long as he lives.

    I’d also want to observe a nuke going off at that speed, i think the shockwave and blast radious would be incredible to see.

  • To be honest I would do nothing, but I will enjoy all that extra gaming time and I would also enjoy the extra years of prime life I would gain from such a cool event.
    If that makes sense to anyone under 30 years of age.
    Goddamit, where did i put my Flairs and my Tie-Die shirt. lol

  • That’s a good looking question. I would bet these people a Million dollars I could bet them, La Brone James in a game of one on one and Shane Warne I could hit every ball he bowled for a six.

  • I have a job with work that needs to be done.
    I have a family that need and deserve attention, love and the enrichment of their lives.
    I have real (and imagined?) responsibilities resulting from my hobbies and pastimes.
    I am a gamer, I have a pile of shame that should be dealt with.
    So what would I do if I could slow time to 1%?
    I’d sleep.
    I’d sleep because those things listed above are making me so damn tired but I love them all too much to stop.
    …. except work, yeah work can just kitten off.

  • I would shoot as many nerf bullets as possible then run towards the trejectory and swat them out of the way……. Or eat an awesom sandwich in slo-mo

  • I’d abuse my powers by becoming the best illusionist in the world, making millions on the international magician circuit and then just mysteriously disappear one day mid show to abscond to some random secluded part of the world where I use my ill gotten gains to create an elite ninja society, change my name to Ra’s al Ghul and wait for Batman to arrive

  • I’d find hummingbirds in flight and just gently tap one of the wings every now and then, just to see how it reacted and stabilised itself

  • I want to say solve world hunger or something good but I know the real answer is rob banks and try and take over the world!!!

    oh and cheat at the casino and bed hot women.

    anyone else who has a different answer to me is lying to themselves.

  • I’d become the greatest foosball player in the world, as I could now pick the ball up and shift it slightly to where I needed it.

  • Wait untill the second the winners are posted, slow down time, Hack Kotaku’s website, change the grand prize winner to myself, and you all would never know as it would look like i legitimately won…

    Now when you see my name announced as the winner, your going to freak out a little and really wonder IF i legitimately won, or if i did what was promised… the only one that will ever know is me… MUHAHAHAHAHA

  • C’mon! I’d conquer my PILE OF SHAME before Halo 4, Assassin’ Creed 3, MOH: Warfighter, Hitman Absolution, Far Cry 3 and COD: Black Ops 2 all come out!!

  • 1% of regular time flow speed? You know how when someone says something to you, and you don’t think of a response that would have been really good for ages? I’d probably slow time when that moment happened, giving me time to think of an awesome come-back!

  • Yell: “RECLAIM STANDARDISED PERCEPTIONS OF TIME AND SPACE! WE ARE THE 99%!” then overthrow something.

    Maybe a table.

    Probably a table. It’d look pretty cool to everyone else.

    It’ll be a table.

  • For a start I’d get a lot more reading done in my spare time and then I could sleep in late and ride my bike lazily through nearly standstill traffic and still get to work with time to spare for a lazy start to the day.

  • I WOULD FINISH MY PILE OF SHAME IN A CALM AND LEISURELY MANNER… then I would shave off my resultant Ned Kelly beard.

  • If I could slow down speed to 1%, I would get rich and famous by pretending to be able to teleport, even though it kind of almost IS teleporting.

  • I would either cause crime or prevent crime. So either:
    * Break into banks and steal whatever I need (hey life is expensive).

    OR

    * Be a superhero like figure and take down criminals with my seemingly super speed! You could steal away their guns, or block them, move items out of the way, beat the crap out of them without them being able to respond. The possibilities are endless!

  • Subliminal Riverdance! I would do a little river dance, and it would be a blur to anyone watching. But in the back of their mind they would be like, ‘did I just witness river dancing’.

  • Never work again….8 hours x 100 = whoa!
    That’s what a regular day already feels like but to actually live through it…..no thanks.

  • I would run to the toilet, and not have to miss that crucial part of the movie or tv show that I always seem to miss because I need to wee at the most inconvenient times!

  • Comb Olivia Thirlby’s hair as its tooo messy and while I’m not acting so peter perfect I’d love to swap the American flag in Dredd’s “office” for a Confederate one (gun lobby would love that…Not!!)

  • I would get up about 10 seconds before I had to be at work, then I could slow down time and relaxingly get ready and stroll to work to arrive bang on time, fully rested! Oh god, I want this.

  • Finally watch those 5 DVD Boxsets of The Wire I’ve had sitting on the shelf for the past 3 years, despite all my best intentions I’ve never managed to schedule the required time to watch them all back to back

  • I’d use it to slip through rush hour traffic unscathed, ensure I make it through all elevator and train doors, write up that overdue report in no time at all and then I’d use my time slowing abilities to slip behind the bar after a looooooooong days work and pour myself a few cold ones.

  • Be with my kids, they are growing up right before my eyes, slow down and enjoy the sweet little faces before they become sour teens.

  • If I could move at 1% speed, I would videotape myself then get wasted and lay on tha couch watching myself on 100x fastforward to see what I looked like in real time. It would be insaaaaaaane.

    • I would love to slow down the speed to give me more time to watch more movies although it would be great to speed it up when it comes to going to work!

  • I would attempt to run on water
    I would move people around. So there would be a Dog pissing on someone and put people in fountains.

  • I will finally find that missing feather I’ve never found in Assassin’s Creed 2 and my life will be that little bit more complete

  • Catch and kill all the flys that have moved into my apartment with the onset of the warmer weather, unfortunately my jedi powers don’t seem to be quite quick enough in normal time

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  • I’d put it to it’s best use by being a nuisance to society – I’d switch all the numbers of my neighbours houses, roll the parked cars down the hill outside and blame global warming for everything

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