The New Army of Two Game Seems More Bro-Dacious Than Ever

The New Army of Two Game Seems More Bro-Dacious Than Ever

Nowadays, it seems like all sorts of beefed-up characters in shooter games can sling taunts and emotes. But back in 2008, Army of Two won a crucial bros’-rights battle when the two leads — whose names, c’mon, no one even remembers — were able to express their bro-love for each other in a series of team-based mechanics.

With elements like drawing fire from hostiles to give the other guy a chance to mow them down or cradling your fingers together to enable a crucial step-jump, Army of Two exemplified what true bro-dude-ness feels like. 

Now, Army of Two did have slight aspirations of political commentary, which were focused on what it would look like private military corporations ran amok. Amid all the co-op shooting and fist-bumping, you got the sense that someone in there wanted to say something about organisations like Blackwater being active in geopolitical hotspots. But mostly it was about saving your bro from dying a lot. That game’s sequel Army of Two: The 40th Day was set in a Shanghai laid low by an cataclysmic earthquake also had some subtext about the behaviors that bubble up when society crumbles. But, whatever, it also let you do a sweet air-guitar gesture after shooting out a guy’s kneecaps. 


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Devil’s Cartel

Devil’s Cartel aims its pair of protagonists at the bloody drug trade that’s wreaking havoc in Mexico. Tequila-based power-ups? Noiiiiice. (Those aren’t in the game. But they should be.)

The bro-mance started right off as my character was shot in the dome — which I assume wasn’t lethal thanks to a bitchin’ faceplate — and had to help my partner fend off a bunch of jerks until he could come get me back on my feet.

From there, the level I jumped in on had the two mercs storming a villa filled with bad guys. I didn’t hear any of the sausage party bickering that charactised the previous Ao2 games (no one calls it AoT, aight, guy?). These badasses were getting along? S’all good. Homies can get along. Bros contain multitudes, too, y’know?


Devil’s Cartel

Lots of environmental destruction was in evidence as we blasted our way through the level, especially when a helicopter gunship — hey, those are NOT cliched — tried to perforate the two main characters. Pumping round after round into the hovering aircraft was kind of mindless but enjoyable fun. And it crashed under our assault, because that’s what’s supposed to happen. Kicking butt not only earns Overkill but also banks points that you can use to upgrade guns and gear, too. The plot details of Army of Two: Devil’s Cartel aren’t being discussed now but whatevers to that. You know what the story’s about: you and your bro — back-to-back — against the world.


  • Jesus Christ. I wish devs would stop turning mediocre shit like this into a cash cow. You can turn a good, innovative game into a cash cow, like Assassin’s Creed or TES. But when it’s a shitty game to begin with, please, for the love of god, please don’t keep pumping it out.

    • That’s your personal opinion that this game series is crap. I personally love it, played through 40th Day many times with my house-mate and am happy to see another.

  • Ao2: The 40th Day was a boss game, best co-op romp I’ve had.

    I am bummed they dropped the main characters (Rios and Salem! They were so nicely mismatched.), but if we are given blank slate characters (in this latest installment they are merely referred to as Alpha & Beta.) I hope we can customise to the point of build/race/looks, I don’t just want to be a partial generic character.

    Also upgrading to the Frostbite 2 engine is great news, all cover shooters need it’s cover destroying shenanigans!

  • well they couldn’t be based on the original 2 characters…. The ending of the second game didn’t really lend itself to this kind of continuation

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