"Professional microwaver" Kenny Irwin has performed a day-one (or close to it) nuking of of the Nintendo 3DS and the PlayStation Vita, as well as microwaving an Xbox 360 Elite (remember that model?) in the name of art. So hell yes he was going to melt down a deluxe-edition Wii U on release day, as you get to see here. Take that Will-it-Blend guy!
After hosing the holy bejabbers out of that with a powerwasher, Irwin stuck one of his trademark weirdo eyeballs on it and listed the slag pile on eBay for a hell of a lot more than the current highest asking price for one that actually works. Just $US3,490.03! The thing already has three offers.
I'm sorry, what in the hell did I just watch again?