Colonial Marines Proudly Wear The Title Of 'Baddest MFers In The Galaxy'

Assuming I did carry all that firepower and could use it without being a danger to myself and my squadmates, I still wouldn't be thrilled about fighting things that can tear my limbs off and impregnate me by jamming an alien egg down my mouth. So, that's probably why the CO here is bucking your arse up.

Warning: NSFW language in the above trailer.

Sega convened this delightful US Colonial Marines pep rally this morning, which declared the mission's secondary goal of becoming the galaxy's most formidable persons who, metaphorically, engage in intimate relations with your mum. So, Aliens fans, if you're around other folks, don't play this over your speakers. It's worth finding earbuds if you have to.

Aliens: Colonial Marines deploys February 12 on PS3, PC and Xbox 360.

Update: Gearbox Software's Mikey Neumann has tweeted that the dialogue you hear is not from the game and "I also did not write it."


Comments

    I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

    Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

    Words can't explain how much i hated that voice over.
    He's no Sarge, that's for sure.

    Other than that, the gameplay looks pretty awesome.

    Truly horrendous voice over. Apparently the guys that did write the script for the game have completely separated themselves from this video.

      If that's true, i can honestly see why :s

      Why is there a disconnect between the game and it's promotional material?

      Members of the dev team don't stand by the PR their game is getting? What gives?

      There hasn't been anything in the promo material lately that makes me want to fork over cash, even though I'm loving gearbox's other darling. Borderlands 2 at the moment. The promo stuff urks me in a DO NOT WANT sort of way.

    I'm still worried that the game is going to be nothing but, "Remember THIS from the movie!?".

    That voiceover was awful; his voice sounded... I dunno, inflated and fake, not to mention it sounds completely tacked-on to the video. :-/
    Why didn't they just get Ving Rhames to do the voiceover or something? Anyone but who they chose....

    Wow, that was horrible.
    I'm not a big FPS fan, but I am an Aliens fan and was starting to be convinced by this game. My curiosity has just gone back down to 0%. That trailer was truly awful.

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