Come At Me, Bro: Why Taunts Are Just So Damn Great

A player's mettle isn't tested solely by his or her ability to press buttons in the right way, at the right time. When playing against another person, skill is only part of the performance — nevermind when playing with an audience present.

Pressure is a real thing, and smart opponents will try to psyche you out however they can. Or they might try to rile you up, humiliate you or prove their dominance somehow. This is where taunting comes in.

Taunting is a huge part of competitive play, so much so that people find ways to do it even when a game doesn't provide you with one. See, most notably: teabagging in just about any game that allows you to crouch. Alternatively, more polite players might do an action over and over again (like meleeing) just to give you something to look at during the kill cam. Whatever sends the message across.


Street Fighter

Perhaps the most famous in-game taunting would have to be for fighting games. Sometimes, these taunts relay simple messages that are the equivalent to ‘come at me, bro.' Sometimes, they're just folks showing off. And my personal favourite — Dan from Street Fighter, a character whose entire existence is pretty much that of a joke character. He has a giant goofy grin, a pink gi, and some of the best taunts in any game.

When a player busts out Dan, you know that they're doing it for kicks or so that a potential win feels like a knife twist — because in that case, you didn't just lose. You lost to Dan.

Here you see Dan starting off with a move that's literally called "Legendary Taunt", which is silly by itself, but then it's comboed into an ultra, which, yes, also looks absurd-and then ends with a taunt! Perhaps most hilarious is that one of Dan's normal taunts can be used to cancel some ultras for added embarrassment... or that Dan is surprisingly capable in battle.

What Dan here represents is my favourite type of taunt: the useable taunt. It's not just for show; you're not just pressing a button to do something cool.


Team Fortress 2

Think, for instance, of the taunts in Team Fortress 2, which can one-hit-KO an enemy if done correctly — like the scout's baseball taunt. The timing on this taunt is tricky to keep the game balanced. If you're not careful, the move could actually put you in danger. But if you do manage to land the taunt, then not only do you get the satisfaction of pulling it off, you get a kill and your victim likely feels humiliated. Score.


Gears of War

Other programmed taunts don't come in until after an opponent's death. In Gears of War 3, you have the ability to execute a player and, for extra points, to keep that execution going for far longer than it has to. You might, for instance, rip someone's arm off and them beat them with it for a while. The player can't respawn while you do this, they have to suffer through their disgrace.

It's difficult not to resort to these taunts even when you know they'll get you killed, because they're just that satisfying to do depending on the game. In this case, Gears features rivals, which a match denotes after someone kills you at least five times in a single match. Rivals are perfect excuse opportunities to taunt.

It's surprising that for such a bro game, there are no bro taunts in Gears of War though. They're practically the most important kind of taunt!


Mortal Kombat

Though typically not identified as a taunt, I don't know what else you'd call the fatalities in Mortal Kombat. If a taunt's purpose is to "anger, wound or provoke someone" (according to the dictionary), that's exactly what the gruesome act against a dazed, nearly dead opponent does. It's like the final sendoff isn't just letting you die, it's making sure you die in the most vicious, ‘scenic' way possible. It's super aggressive.

I never was able to pull off a damned fatality — and that just made me feel that much more inferior when they happened to me.


A lot of what taunts boil down to, then, is power dynamics. You're showing someone you're capable and powerful, you're proving that you're in control of the situation, that you overwhelmed them, or that you have the confidence to be reckless. Taunting is almost always reckless, after all.

Even when it's a ‘for fun' thing, when you're just being silly, it's still a power dynamic. You're essentially saying that you have the freedom to not take things seriously, which can be particularly provoking for someone.

A lot of what taunts boil down to, then, is power dynamics.

It's strange to think though that some of these examples — programmed examples! — arguably go kind of far. Taking a whole minute of subjecting someone to a taunt would probably be considered bad sportsmanship in real life, no?

In a video game though, it's just another challenge for a player, another thing that tests them — it's just a part of the competitive spirit.


Comments

    Super Smash Bros!

      Yep Smash Bros has built-in taunts, some of them are quite amusing too.

      Another game that springs to mind is Starcraft 2. Pro players often use the /dance or /cheer command to make their units "dance" on the spot, taunting an opponent they believe they have beaten.

      Although not intended for taunting, Terran players also often call down a bunch of MULEs into the opponent's base, and some zerg and protoss players like building a nexus or hatchery at a killed expansion which is still in plain view of their opponent. Sort of like a "I don't even need these resources to beat you, leave now" message.

    It's funny that Street Fighter's Dan get a mention but focus cancelling taunts doesn't. For those that don't know, in Street Fight 4 (and SSF4, SSF4AE and so on) you can do something called a focus attack which lets you absorb a single hit. You can then cancel the focus attack by dashing (this is normally used for combo potentials because you can focus mid-combo, then dash cancel it to start a new combo). Of course, you can also cancel a focus attack by taunting.

    If someone is hurling fireballs at you from across the screen, why not focus and then immediately taunt to show them how silly they are?

    Also, Dan's a pretty decent character in the current games. There's a lot less shame in losing to him now, which is unfortunate for everyone but Ultradavid.

      Yeah i'm shocked that that super inside baseball niche mechanic of street fighter didn't get a mention! :p
      And actually thanks for the tip. Been playing since vanilla and had NOOOO IDEEAAAA that was possible.
      Saikyo4lyf

        Definitely niche but a much more appropriate example in this case than Dan (although Dan can do it, which is even better).

        Here's a video for those that didn't understand my gibberish above.

    Wait a second.. So it's okay for you to taunt someone, but when they do it to you it's rape?
    http://kotaku.com/5914348/three-words-i-said-to-the-man-i-defeated-in-gears-of-war-that-ill-never-say-again

      Uhh, we're talking about taunts that are hard-coded into the game here. Not verbal abuse.

        It was actually in game mechanics.
        "Like teabagging in Halo, a new, unintended dynamic arose in multiplayer: players would take downed characters and pretend to rape them."

          My impression is that involved teabagging except further down the corpse, combined with vocal abuse to complete the image. Not an actual taunt built into the game.

    Goal celebrations in FIFA can last a while, and can be particularly aggravating when you're already losing :(

    I wonder if Ed Boon and the gang considered a Fatality as a taunt when they created them back in the day

    The very best time to use the deadly taunts in TF2 is after the other team has won.
    I couldn't stop laughing for a minute into the next round after my pyro hadouken'd an opposing player as he came around the corner.

    (For those who don't know, the losing team at the end of a round can only run around, cower and taunt while the winning team can still fire.

      ^exactly this.

      it takes a lot for all the conditions to line up so you can play for months and never see it. but every now and then you luck one and it's far more satisfying than winning the round.

    love Tf2 taunting. End of round defensive measure if you loose.... especially soldiers grenade toss :)

    The taunts from Mashed made the game! My sister still calls me a puppy-kicker.

    The WRESTLING GAMES taunts are the BEST! any WWE taunts will work! LOL

    Oh my goodness, you used my TF2 taunt kill tutorial video! Thank you so much for that:D
    I was checking the view stats when I noticed the surge in numbers one day...

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