Totoro, what have they done to you? This... this isn't right. You're supposed to be soft and cuddly. I'm supposed to want to bounce on your belly. Instead, Laughing Squid found THIS.
As well as THIS:
Imagined caption by our own Chris Person, who also created the gifs in this post: "Would you be my neighbour? I'd be my neighbour." *Goodbye Horses plays in the background*
A Skin-Tight Totoro Full Body Spandex Suit [Laughing Squid]