While You Were Sleeping

If I'm honest, your Kotaku Guest Editor is sleepy. So sleepy that it's almost tempting to use this puppy as a pillow.

But soldier on I must — this is what coffee was invented for, right?

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    I am drinking a can of Mother

    Because 5am wake up to get a 6:15am train that gets me to work at 8:10am is my life

    I think I left my brain in bed

    I am, so tired

    shouldn't this be 'whilst you were sleeping'?
    also that puppies cute and I'm sure everyone here would kill you if you squashed it, and finally Microsoft sucks, Sony for the win (at least until the steam box).

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