It really does. Typing of the Dead left me hanging. Zombie Typomaniac ($1.99) for the iPad scratches the scabrous itch.
There is no greater motivator than the threat of being eaten. It’s what makes the animal kingdom work, and it can make you type faster as well. I am completely in favour of America adopting a zombie university system where all classes are taught using hordes of ravenous undead creatures as an impetus for learning. It’s exactly the leg up (and off) we need to usher in a new generation of hyper-intelligent and incredibly nimble students.
I can’t wait for my children to reach school age. PTA meetings, here I come!
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