Cutting Everything Into Tiny Pieces In Metal Gear Rising Will Feel Amazing After A Long Day

This commercial for Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance gets it. Many of us want to play the game to cut everything up into little pieces, and that'll feel particularly cathartic after an awful day. Not that the feature can't be a blast even when you're not having a bad day, but still. Sweet, sweet release.


    Jesus H Christ, the ad might as well tell all the children to go buy some guns and shoot up your local school.

      You do realise there is no guns in that trailer at all, don't you? Maybe its telling kids to go out and buy a katana and slice people to death, but guns??

        Not people! Just desks, chairs and all of the random mechs roaming the streets!

    Yes, honey... Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle. Remember when daddy hit the referee?

    Not sure this is the best time for this advertisement...

    I tried the demo, I tried to slice the cat up and it wouldn't let me... lost interest after that.

    I read the headline then immediately thought of "Gandalf + Greatest Shitstorm.jpg" without reading the article or clicking play on the movie, need I investigate further or do I have the right of it?

    Not on PC = not careing

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