Don't Worry, That Assassin's Creed III Masturbation Glitch Hasn't Been Patched Yet

Kotaku reader Ryan sent in the video below, which features a notorious bug in Ubisoft's latest blockbuster Assassin's Creed game. The glitch makes it look like Connor likes tomahawk a little too much.

Look, Connor, it's OK: we understand that sometimes the redcoat stabbing feels so good that you don't want to stop. But you really should. You'll need that hand for other things. Not to mention, you're going to go blind if you keep doing that.


    Reminds me of this:
    reminds me of this

    That last one lol

    You know what a bigger glitch is? People who cant turn their phone 90 degrees!

    See how the TV in that second is? Put your phone like that too.

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