While You Were Sleeping

And here we go! Almost halfway through an extremely short week. Time for a quick news round-up and then porridge!

I love Metroid Prime. I love it more than anything with the exception of perhaps a few select games. One of the developers behind it? He thinks it sucks. He’s crazy.

One of my major issues with BioShock Infinite is the fact that, outside of the first hour, Columbia never really feels like a floating city. Rapture from the original BioShock? That never stops feeling like an underwater city. Imagine if Rapture was a tourist destination?

This is what Final Fantasy VII would look like if it was made in France, and — this is insanity — Batman is teaching the US Army safety. I’m serious. This is actually real.

And finally — screw maps, let’s play an RTS across the entire planet.

In Short
Maker Of Three Of The Best Games Ever: ‘I Think Everything We Do Sucks’
Screw Maps: Let’s Play An RTS Across An Entire Planet
If BioShock’s Rapture Was An Extreme Tourism Destination…
Batman Is Teaching The US Army Safety (Hilariously)
What Final Fantasy VII Would Look Like If It Was Made In France