Booker DeWitt Really Should Learn Moderation When It Comes To Eating

The thing about healing via food items is that characters start seeming like gluttons every time you want to restore your health in a game. In BioShock Infinite's case, what with most food being stuff, like fairy floss and popcorn, the situation seemed particularly ridiculous.

Here's an amusing and well-produced video by HapstanceFilms which makes fun of how players heal themselves in BioShock Infinite. You'd think, with all the eating one does, Booker would become large enough that going around via skyrail would become... difficult, no?

Fat Booker (BioShock Infinite Parody) [HAPSTANCE [HapstanceFilms]


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    errrrm, it's a game about a giant floating city in the clouds where you can shoot fireballs and lightning out of your hands to kill robotic george washingtons. Plus there is infinite dimesnional travel.

    And the author wants to focus on the unrealistic aspect of eating food as a healing device....

    ITS A FREAKING VIDEO GAME!!

      IT'S A FREAKING COMEDY VIDEO ON THE INTERNET!!! ARGHGHGHGGGHGBRLLFFGGHHGHGHG UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF RAAAAAGE.

        lKNASLDTGNLAKNESTLKNALSTKNLKNAWTWTR SHOW ME YOUR RAAAAAGE

        JESUS CHRIST I'M TREMENDOUSLY ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

      I think it would be easier to disagree on the premise that a single day (or is it two days?) of eating junk food would have any measurable result on your anatomy, especially if you spent the entirety of the same time period performing rigorous exercise and likely sweating out several kilos of water due to the tension.

    Ha! Because fat people are funny, right?

    Well given how much running and stuff he's doing, there's a good chance he'd just burn off all the calories. If he's eating anything with protein he'd also be helping repair muscles!

    Because he's Booker DeWolverine, only fueled by apples, popcorn and raw medical supplies.

    *chews on gauze and bandages*

    It's a Deus Ex style metabolism system, where nanites automatically convert food matter into energy and proteins for cellular repair!

    Yes I thought the same whilst running around Columbia, eating anything I could stuff in my mouth. But then they do you, by laying rotten food about which takes your health away. Sneaky..

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