You have done this. I know you have. You've played Goldeneye on the N64. You've camped yourself in a room. You have surrounded that room with remote mines. More than you know how to count. You've waited for your enemy to come. You've snickered heartily. Now, via the strange wizardry of 3D printing, you can make your very own Goldeneye remote mine in real life. Make those virtual dreams a reality.
More precise details on how to create one of these bad boys can be found here. I don't have a 3D printer and even if I did I'm too stupid to ever really work out how to do this, but I have a request. If you have a 3D printer and a decent brain in your head -- would you kindly make me 200 hundred of these. I want to barricade myself in the bathroom and hide in the bathtub with a RC-P90 giggling like a 14 year old drunk on cheap cider.
This is my dream.